That is the most comforting thing ever. Then as soon as it gives you that warm fuzzy....it strikes you right back into the awful reality they are in. I love that part.

its good to be the king.

Whatever, hater. She is forever the Y.A. Tittle of the Showcase Showdown in my book.

Gotta have a better effort than that. C'mon.

Obviously, he needs a thesaurus.

over a century of practice.

With this move Deadspin has become my favorite band. My favorite team. That thing I loved back in the days of yore when things were exciting, dangerous and provocative. The established bullshit needed stirring. I am glad all these people are mad. They should really question why they are upset.

Nice try, Sean Avery.

he then speaks of a harrowing adventure involving Thurston....way too much Ayahuasca and an unfortunate sloth.

I saw a similar pack of these kinda guys at a bar on Sunday. They talked all kinds of shit the entire game to anyone within earshot.. They even started a rousing chorus of the Tomahawk chop in support of KC. They were so ready and fuckin entitled for the playoffs. The entire bar laughed at them after the failed FG. I…

Hope Dansby gets at least a 3 year deal and Honey Badger comes back healthy enough to make a difference next season. Best wishes for 2014 and hopefully a division tittle for the red birds. Go Cardinals!

FREE C.H.U.D!!!

"I would die 4 U. " - Randy

So it turns out F1 is safer than skiing.

How do you beat the Blazers? Just be the Phoenix Suns.

nailed it.

Hmm...Pretty solid critique. I must concede..

Oh relax..... You'll live longer. Its the holidays and that was just a hair joke, single, that I tried to stretch into a double. Tagged standing at 2nd. Now go back to your Dodger dog and Baseball prospectus porn. Shoo.

That is the kind of haircut that bats a relaxed .245 and spends a little time conditioning on the DL.