may your first child be a masculine child...

that is fantastic

Goodness gracious!

"I am going to miss him so much." - USC haters

More like...Breaking Sad right guys????

what if it is a wacky talking baby with zany 90's anecdotes and references??

Their love of Bears is, to me....the best thing about Deadspin.

what would stupid people do without Hitler?

owie!

hang in there J.

wow...even Bills fan thinks that is a bit out of bounds.

Yes, in fact lots of people in the States have considered all of those fantastic points. None are named Roger Goodell however....and that is unfortunate because this London NFL team is a terrible idea.

Tell me about the world hatbob...please???

let me be the first....Sepak Takraw is THE GREATEST SPORT EVRRRRR!!! ALL OTHERS WILL KNEEL BEFORE ZOD. KNEEL!!!

"Thanks for speaking for us all hatbob. Your courage serves as an inspiration" - The Rest of the World

you never go full retard...

holy shit! That looks fun to me!

Some think Baseball is boring. I think they need their head examined and vice versa. Your opinion is yours and we got your myopic opinion based on your preference endlessly and needlessly. Thanks though.

damn son.. haha

let the wookie err troll win