You’ll never want another bite of chocolate again after watching this:

I pity the fool who does not take the time to clean their asparagus properly. Always remove the leaves with a sharp knife or you’ll end up eating the sand/dirt that gets caught in the leaves.

So do yourself a favor and go here and see if your car is under recall.

I had a huge ant problem for several years. Vaseline works wonders to seal entry cracks. Haven’t seen an ant in a very long time.

Arguably, the best entry-level speakers ever produced were the Logitech Z5500's for about $500 total cost. THX certified 5.1 surround sound in a properly shielded package with all the necessary cables and accessories. The speakers were small but they produced excellent sound. (I’m a self-professed audiophile who…

Arguably, the best entry-level speakers ever produced were the Logitech Z5500's for about $500 total cost. THX…

with the various verbal fighters more pissed off about the art changes on a Nancy comic strip than most of us get when someone drives over our mom.

My general view is to ignore the comments in CS:GO. If you are busy typing things into the console, then I’m busy putting bullets into you. Some 12 year old or an immature adult is making those comments anyway. And you don’t need voice chat turned on to do well.

Well, there’s a familiar story.

That only applies to USPS shipping. If the package was delivered onto your property, it is yours (legally) even if it has someone else’s name on it. Ethically, however, it’s not really yours and you should probably attempt to return it to Amazon or, if it is your neighbor’s, deliver it to them.

Predatory Equity.

VC’s are frequently called Vulture Capitalists for a reason. Now I need a better acronym expansion for the scum of the earth that is PE. “Payday Equity” just doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.

I’m still rooting for an Elio-like commuter vehicle. A bunch of money poured into a vehicle is fuel - even a few mpg over current vehicles on the road makes a difference in the bottom line. My current car gets 32 mpg on the highway, which is better than my previous car that got 22 mpg. At $2.50/gal and an average…

Or just don’t listen to rap music. “Hey, let’s find the bottom of the barrel in music and listen to it.” “Sounds like a real winner of an idea!”

Not to be confused with her sister who loves carpentry: Sandy Huckabutt Sanders.

I can also pee on my hands but that doesn’t mean I washed them. Men: Splashback from the urinal happens every time you pee - you get your own pee and the pee from 100 other people on your hands. Gross!

Agree. A 360 view would be so much better in this case.

Where can I buy some Dang Pants?

Where can I buy some Dang Pants?

Parents should “follow the money”. Where are their kids getting money from and where are they spending it? If the kid has to demonstrate by using a balance sheet to show where every penny of an allowance goes and some of it “mysteriously vanishes” then there’s the smoking Juul.

Jalopnik produces more amazing in-depth articles than Gizmodo. True story.

Except Kim Jong Un is probably a woman.