That only applies to USPS shipping. If the package was delivered onto your property, it is yours (legally) even if it has someone else’s name on it. Ethically, however, it’s not really yours and you should probably attempt to return it to Amazon or, if it is your neighbor’s, deliver it to them.

Huh. The Zuck looks an awful lot like Martin Shkreli in that lead photo. Punchable face.

Thank you. I cracked up at that.

The drone clearly didn’t have enough vodka to get started up properly.

Predatory Equity.

VC’s are frequently called Vulture Capitalists for a reason. Now I need a better acronym expansion for the scum of the earth that is PE. “Payday Equity” just doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.

Or you could, you know, set up your own DNS server and point at that.

Yeah, if you have the latest and greatest hardware (at least a Core i5). Windows 8.1 and later doesn’t work well on older hardware. Tried installing Windows 10 on an slightly older laptop that ran Windows 7 just fine and it completely choked and I had to revert to Windows 7.

“There’s a lot we don’t know about animal farts, and that means a lot we don’t know about animal digestion,” Rabaiotti, a Ph.D student at University College London and the Zoological Society of London.

1) Unexplained financial transactions
2) Your phone or computer seriously slows down
3) Disabled or buggy security software
4) Software or browser add-ons you don’t recognize
5) A lot more pop-ups than you’re used to
6) Changes in system settings
7) Your computer or phone goes out of your control
8) Random shutdowns and…

I’m anti-GMO but I’m not necessarily anti-CRISPR. Deleting a gene from existing plant DNA isn’t dangerous - although doing so probably stunts the plant’s growth in ways that aren’t immediately realizable. Adding a gene to existing plant DNA isn’t necessarily dangerous either but has to be done carefully. As such, I’m…

I’m still rooting for an Elio-like commuter vehicle. A bunch of money poured into a vehicle is fuel - even a few mpg over current vehicles on the road makes a difference in the bottom line. My current car gets 32 mpg on the highway, which is better than my previous car that got 22 mpg. At $2.50/gal and an average…

Or just don’t listen to rap music. “Hey, let’s find the bottom of the barrel in music and listen to it.” “Sounds like a real winner of an idea!”

Star Wars Nativity? Already been done:

Not to be confused with her sister who loves carpentry: Sandy Huckabutt Sanders.

“The Zuckerberg empire is burning from all directions at once.”

You’re going to make a throne that explodes when someone sits on it?

Is this dang telescope ever going to launch?

Congress Politely Invites the CEOs of Facebook, Google, and Twitter to Get Their Asses Grilled

I can also pee on my hands but that doesn’t mean I washed them. Men: Splashback from the urinal happens every time you pee - you get your own pee and the pee from 100 other people on your hands. Gross!