Um. No.

Um. No.

Rico Rodriguez was probably involved.

May the Powerblocks be with you, Han Swolo.

May the Powerblocks be with you, Han Swolo.

I suppose their Roomba is pushing the “I’m still watching” button?

The photos of ceramic stone vs. steel stone tell all. Overdone crust is overdone. You want a light golden brown, not burnt. People who don’t know how to make food buy equipment like this in the hopes that their cooking skills magically improve. Spending time in the kitchen is how your skills improve.

The photos of ceramic stone vs. steel stone tell all. Overdone crust is overdone. You want a light golden brown, not…

I once intentionally blocked a guy off who was one piece away from taking longest road away from someone else. I was super far behind compared to everyone else and it was a real dick move. He was so mad but I was laughing so hard. The other people playing later told me that they were concerned that he might punch me…

I once intentionally blocked a guy off who was one piece away from taking longest road away from someone else. I was…

The Steam holiday sale started today and is going on right now. There are some excellent deals on various AAA titles (e.g. 85% off Just Cause 3). Steam is bombarding me with notifications that multiple games on my wishlist are on sale.

The Steam holiday sale started today and is going on right now. There are some excellent deals on various AAA titles…

Point out that racism is unacceptable in any and all contexts and switch the topic to the weather.

Italian *sausage* in vegetable lasagna...uh...well...um...

You could just get the T-shirt.

“Your trains suck, your people suck, your attitudes suck, and your pizza sucks!”

That would make it less than national...

Some malls have them. I’ve never seen them as a standalone shop before.

Fast foot chain pizza.

“I love to drive. My car is my happy place.”

Okay. I’ve seen all episodes of ST:TNG and I’m completely blanking on this one.

I get a Second Wind by simply grinning really big, leaning slightly to the side, and letting out a glorious sound.

Harley-Davidson: If you want to target my demographic, then build the Elio we never got. You can do everything right where the Elio ultimately failed.

The way this type of article ceases to exist is if we require our elected officials to not obtain money for their campaigns.