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There are deployed U.S. soldiers out there with family in PR who are trying to get in touch with them.

While we are listing businesses that run scams, here are a few other exciting ones:

I’m a registered Republican and I take offense to your statement.

“caused not by an Ocean Spray truck collision”

I own a magnetic stripe reader AND writer. When I went to buy the device, Amazon’s website told me that other people who bought it also purchased blank magstripe cards and embossing machines.

It’s always cheaper to make your own delicious pizza - and takes only slightly longer than eating out or getting delivery. Then you can make it as big or as small as you want it to be at a fraction of the cost.

I’ve always thought the title “Petty Officer” was somewhat petty. Getting on a naval ship in the first place and surviving past the first six months requires that individual to basically be a badass.

Relevant:

Equifax, in its official press release (that apparently only I bothered to read...seriously lazy reporting here), said that they would snail mail affected users. Basically, if you don’t do anything, you’ll get something in the mail IF your information was one of the 143 million compromised accounts. If your

ChurchPewDiePotluckcalypse.

“The three executives who sold a small percentage of their Equifax shares on Tuesday, August 1, and Wednesday, August 2, had no knowledge that an intrusion had occurred at the time they sold their shares.”

“I want to run naked through this nipple stabilized topless ski footage”

Well I know who to direct my lawsuit at if my identity is stolen. They clearly have the money to help me out.

Well, Andrew just found the next form of clickbait:

Well, they could pad out any difference with robots.

“‘Critical’ Security Flaw Found in Plugin Used by Everyone From the IRS to Office Depot”

Trackballs are primarily for those who have medical issues with their hands and wrists. It allows them to reduce repetitive movements.