@Baby Beater Benz: not all apartments are bad... I spent 3 years in Dallas with a sweet apartment deal. $600/mo all bills paid for ~900 sq. ft., old neighbors that didn't make any noise, a pool out my front door, and my parking spot out the back.

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: dates referenced in the document are 2004 and 2006 though... still a little odd.

1985 Honda Accord SE-i

@Baby Beater Benz: doesn't sound as interesting as I was hoping for...

@themightyspitz: black shows fingerprints and scratches more readily, while white shows dirt and grime...

@FireFish: you can expect that everyone is working their hardest on finding the best solution....

@junior ghoul: $100k would be crazy cheap...

@BrtStlnd: or the akward, you leaned in for a hug and she blocked with a handshake?

@ttyymmnn: the caddy that.... goes on a post-break-up life crisis binge eating spree?

@Bogus83: I wear earplugs to save my hearing from the helmet noise, and to bring the exhaust note down to an enjoyable volume.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: watched a guy almost lose his helmet when he turned his head at highway speeds...

@kylecpcs: what?????

@TheOtherHalf: works great in computer labs at universities and such...

@whatthewhereis: typical Senator...

@SamuraiNigel: THIS!

@Alpine Joe: I am a firm believer that good supervisors never go looking for another job... they get promoted.

@japapuss: if you are a top candidate for the position, you should be able to ask about grabbing lunch with some of the people you are expecting to work with...

@Daniel Bentley: swap in "days" for "servings"..

All this riff about the bars is why I always hated the "more bars in more places" TV advertisements...

Friday, after 4 PM EST so the markets have a weekend to think about it...