The world is far too crowded with people who vastly overestimate their own importance.

LeBron got the ball just before his hand touched the rim.

Nah, this is because in the GSvOKC, GS needed Green in the line-up to extend the series to seven games. GS would have been toast without him. Now, with GS on the cusp of winning the title, the NBA needs Green out for Cleveland to have a chance at extending the series beyond game five. Thus the suspension.

Draymond has the worst luck. every flail of his hand/legs/feet in these playoffs miraculously end up in the same vicinity as an opponent’s junk. how can the NBA not see this as just a strange coincidence?!?!

Yea, becaus when you inexplicably get away with hitting people in the dick time and time again, you should just be able to get away with it forever.

Yep. Has nothing to do with the pattern of Green going after an opponent's nuts.

Some annoying jerk on the other team could have kicked him in the ding dong.

She’ll surely appeal to CAS.

Worried the Jianlian reference is gonna go over some people’s heads. Like mine.

It’s always nice to see a forward firing on target.

*Should HAVE been you, terriblehuman

You truly believe they were better off WITHOUT Irving and Love?

I just created an account to tell you how fucking dumb this argument is. Game 1 of the 2015 finals went to overtime WITH Irving. You do not get addition by subtraction when JR Smith and Delly are your 2nd and 3rd scoring options. This is a dumb argument and you should feel bad for saying it.

This is a bad take and is completely wrong as points per game aren’t any different than Jordan’s heyday, and are far lower than the 1980s and early 90s. If offense was so much easier now as you claim, this wouldn’t be the case.

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

In the fourth we mixed it up and forced him to pass, then rotated and messed them up, while I sat my ass on the couch eating cheetos.

So you’re saying he’s overqualified to represent Pats fans?

So! The plaintiffs’ attorney, Seth T. Carey. You guys can help with this, but so far I found that he was suspended from practicing law for six month for what the Maine Supreme Judicial Court described as “a lack of fundamental skills, competencies, and preparation in trial work in general, and criminal defense in…