“Awww, that ain’t right. Those are American heroes. You just can’t go disrespecting them. Putting your bare feet...on their...*gulp* faces. Just your....naked toes on the lips and eyes....”

Askren also talked a HUGE amount of shit before the fight, he loves being a troll, and for a site that loves to go on about McGregor’s pre-fight antics you managed to leave out Masvidals comments about that right after the section you quoted: “There’s not too many people I’ve disliked, I’ve had over 50 pro fights and…

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

Yet I’ve been turned down from every slope when I wear my equally valid snowler blades, bastards.

FOUND THE BRUINS FAN!!

Guy named “Chris Blewitt” is gonna be your kicker?  I don’t think so.  Who’s the QB ... Steve Piksix?  

Genuine question, though I understand it may read as criticism . . .

The hell there isn’t!

Reading about Göran Kropp’s ascent(s) 1996 pretty much smothered in the crib any desire I might have had to do my own. As John Rothchild aptly describe it:

Dude's a doctor.  Not a necromancer.

In Putin's Russia, leg breaks YOU!

The Sharks are in a really bad hole here.  It’s going to take everything in the referee’s power to bail them out the next two games.

Literally dozens of WNBA fans are in disbelief over this deal.

You should calm down. It’s just a show, dude.

I kind of wish he had a super heavy Minnesotan accent, and I also kind of wish when he killed Theon he would have looked right at the camera and had asked: “Cold enough for ya?”.

“White Walkers HATE her! This one neat dagger trick will end the Long Night”

Giants fans after that pick: So much for the afterglow....

At least you got to go home and listen to Santa Monica, after the draft you just go home with...regret?

/leads with a list of things you can never do for the rest of your life, like play hockey or watch Star Wars