When I was a lot attendant I did this thing with the garden hose all the time.

I have been wanting one of these for $1,000. Definitely not for $10,000.

Oldest trick in the book. I fell for it two years ago on a beater and I knew about the trick. I let my guard down because it was a private sale and the seller was a chick. She got me with the bullshit!

"Recent" decline?

For the police to "traverse the potholes of the future."

"I believe in the Good Will Hunting approach." If I had a problem at work and I said some complete bullshit like this I would be put on the fast track to a layoff. I work in a warehouse.

Thank God dipshit politicians can't live forever.

Even in the unlikely chance that it's reliable, it still looks awful.

Awesome. Goodnight Jalopnik.

If you're really gonna hit tour hard you need the extra space that the ski box provides. I'm sure it pops right off if you're just doing townie stuff on your day off.

Just imagine the pissing, moaning, and shit talking that would go down with 1,000 guys in a missile. I have never heard of this concept and it fascinates me. It's insane. I couldn't agree more that it would be a great way to die.

If the dealer is so convinced that the service was done maybe they could warranty just the timing chain. Haha, just kidding.

Big Brother already listens to everything. It's over.

I agree that tpms is at the very least unnecessary. I also agree that cars should be lighter and simpler to improve gas mileage. I know that an old 3 cylinder car will get extremely good gas mileage.

This is so scary on so many levels. Imagine what that would be like. Getting stuffed into a missile? With 1,000 other guys? Being launched into a warzone? NOPE.

This is so crazy. How could "better WiFi" be a priority over emerging vehicle safety technology?

My first car was a 2 door MK1 diesel rabbit! It sounded like a Mack Truck and was an absolute beast in the snow.

Never thought about the sales tax situation. Nice.

CP for the price but definitely a very cool toy for the right (rich) person. It's hilarious.

S4 son.