You would think so, but he's actually been held as Delta Burke's private rentboy for the past 20 years. She seldom lets him leave the compound.

I knew he was headed down this path as soon as I saw the Very Special Episode where Tim and Jill found his weed. He's a bad egg.

Tengage Mutant Ninja Turtles will always be relevant because they are turtles with weapons, and that's something everyone can appreciate. 

I wouldn't be surprised.

His name is actually Marcus, but he's often called Needles. And sometimes Needles and Marcus drive two different cars in the same tournament, because who gives a shit?

Not only does he appear in the show, but he's played by Paul Calderon, who also portrayed him very briefly in Out Of Sight. We've damn near got an Elmore Leonard Cinematic Universe going here.

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I mixed up Bobby Darin with Bobby McFerrin, and I was VERY confused about why Kevin Spacey's age would have been the biggest issue.

This is the third goddamn slideshow so far today. Everyone still involved with this site should feel deeply ashamed.

Seann William Scott has done very good work in quite a few movies (looking at you, Goon and also Southland Tales), but no matter what I see him in, I’ll always think of him as Stifler.

That the "landed gentry" comment was 100% correct.

I mean...

I assume he's burning in hell for implying that the Devil is so incompetent that he would lose a fiddle competition in which he is the only judge.

You say that now, but just wait until they cast Ted McGinley as Longneck.

They're saving him for Wario.

This feels like the old abandonware arguments that were never settled in court, so it could still go either way. And I’m definitely not just saying that because this is the opportunity for my Commander Keen/Frenchy Facciano slashfic to shine.

Steak 'n Shake!

I was going to say that Nosedive actually has one of the more positive endings of any Black Mirror episode, and shouldn't be on this list. But then I read the entry, and realized that the author mixed up the ending of that one with The Entire History Of You, and that I'm actually putting more thought into this…

Agreed. Evangelical personal life aside, the man does amazing work.

I vote for Dave Foley, just because I feel like he could use a win.