‘Slave Bible’

Ancient Astronaut theories don’t need explaining. They’re attempting to explain something that’s not a problem. Its not like there was genuinely a question on “How did humans get so good at rocks so fast!”. And most of the things they attempt to “explain” already had well understood explanations before Erik Von…

I could not help myself...after hearing about Gab for so long I had to sign up to take a look so you don’t have to.

Perfection. And also I tend to notice that those people aren't really that great anyway. 

Seriously! Have you ever seen a little kid? They are LITTLE. And trusting and defenseless and dependent on adults to keep them safe.  Anyone who thinks it is okay to hit them has serious issues.

The best response I’ve ever read to “Look, my parents spanked me and I turned out fine!” is “No, you didn’t. You think it is okay to hit little kids.”

Here in Australia we use pencil and paper. Elections are controlled by an independent body called the Electoral Commission. The Commission sets electoral boundaries, controls the electoral rolls, monitors political advertising, prints ballot papers, arranges polling places and employs a small army of people to work on…

I feel like you should just save this post, and republish it every couple of years when white americans “once again” discover white supremacy.

Voting for Trump was a hate crime.

1. FUCKING LOL

I was raised a southern Baptist and one thing that always stuck with me from the time I was a kid until this very moment is: Why are we supposed to matter?

old man yells at cloud, still copies mp3s to his phone.

Nobody cares.

to add. the way gamers and “nerd culture “ people act anymore, if anyone asks what my hobby is, I just say i watch porn, becasue at this point, its the LESS EMBARRASSING FAN-BASE I BELONG TO

You should buy the dinner, then burn it on camera! That'll really show 'em (as they count the money you gave them)!

That’s because they actually teach American History in Canadian schools.

It’s going to be really exciting watching him become more and more unhinged as the election approaches and the noose of impeachment by a democratic majority tightens around his neck.

Prisoners, federal or state, don’t get access to twitter.

One of the only things that gets me through this shit is the knowledge that some day, Trump will die. And statistically, I should be alive when it happens.

This was all on the commentary track for the episode. The Simpsons commentary tracks really are some of the best, and are available now not only on the DVDs, but also on the FXnow app.