So happy nothing I want is coming out soon!

Peoople need to put this post-modernism to better use.

I honestly can’t stop fucking playing it. I’m close to finishing my first game, prolly about 40 hours in, and I’m already setting up my next playthrough in my head!

For real

When has that ever happened? There are enough squares to buy shit they’ll never finish reading or finish and never think about it again. I care enough about art to steal it.

Meh

I don’t know who to hate more: people who voted for this sack of shit or people who didn’t bother to vote at all.

Do we get bonus points for being a marxist/post-colonial feminist? :)

Amazing.

All art is inherently political, so go find some other hobby if you don’t like it.

I’d definitely love to see a history of peasant clothing! Fuck the aristocracy!

Platonic ideals: Plato’s philosophy is centered around the notion that what exists in our physical world are only imperfect copies of ideal perfect forms that exist out in the universe. Ethan is stating that COD 4 was the epitome of big budget, blockbuster video games, transcending our physical world by being part of…

And of course, this is aimed at the middle class, so all us poor parents look like shit.

Oh yes, I’m sure this game will give you an authentic Western experience. Half-way through the game you’re gonna get cholera and die from diarrhea induced dehydration.

I’ve seen plenty of ads for UCLA and USC here in southern Cali so I don’t know if that logic holds up

One day historians are going to be saying Obamians should have listened to Flying Squid!

Personally, I hate DS4. Poor battery life, useless sensor bar, useless speaker, useless touchpad (it’s pretty much a giant “select” button), and even after years and years of use, I stil dislike the thumbsticks. They always slip. And the placement... I know it would mess up the iconic design, but Sony really needs to…

I still don't see any USB ports in the back...

*squeels like Bobby Hill*

So fucking sad but true.