“Welp, so much for White privilege.”

The Jets could never have another winning season, draft only fullbacks in the first round and continue being run by generally unlikable pricks...

“Current Craig needs a million dollars to pay back Investor A. Paying back Investor B is a problem for Future Craig.”

Honestly, really surprised to see the sister site of Jezebel stoop to this level.

Hand shaking is awful anyways. 75% of the time at work, it’s somebody I dislike. And then they wanna show how big a man they are with crushing, or it’s just fingers, or their hand are clammy, or they are just a dirty person.

As far as women go, I follow their lead. If they wanna shake, I’ll shake. If they wanna hug, I…

I have no problem with this. How long have we been saying we need to fight childhood obesity? Now we have the chance to fight obese children. How is this not a good thing?

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

It’s terribly played by both the player (where the fuck was that ball supposed to go?) and the keeper (this might be the most saveable ball to ever enter the goal).

Hey, it’s Jackie Chiles!

🎼Meet the Mets, beat the Mets, step right up and skeet the Mets 🎼

Counter-argument: the guy climbing onto the news truck made for good footage for his report. Sounds to me like he said it just to suggest he disapproved, but didn’t much mind what happened.

Dana White is a golem made out of Four Loko and an Ed Hardy t-shirt.

When the only leg you have to stand on is emotion then you know you’re probably on the wrong side.

The only people who are “kicked off” are the millions of Americans who are not long forced to buy something they don’t. Need. Funny how you contort the facts!

what tv show are you referring to sir

Holy shit have you ever seen that piece of garbage show?

Probably both. Nevertheless what a mind-bogglingly selfish thing to say. “This dog taught me about _____” instead of “this dog has needs and I took responsibility for them, UNTIL I GOT SOME BETTER DOGS LOL”

This is the animal who taught me about loving and letting go. 

LeBron James will never be as successful as Michael Jordan.

Must have been awesome!