I used to have a 2001 Audi A4, and the check engine light was a way of life. It came on for everything. The oxygen sensors. The gas cap. If it was raining. To remind you about endangered animals. When you were singing. When you were driving on dirt. When you had forgotten your grocery list.

This is what terminal understeer looks like...

If I were a cop, I’d probably use the push-bars much too frequently.

It’s a Brita

This guy I seriously an inspiration. Not only has he re-invigorated the U.S. Concerning electric vehicles, which should be a no-brainier, he is almost single-handedley furthering space exploration for our entire species. That is an amazing line on any persons resume, living or dead.

You’re very welcome, but I was actually tipped off on this car through an article I read a few months back (it might have been in Bob Lutz’s Car Guys vs. Bean Counters I think). The REAL Borrani wire wheels were unmistakable on that Candy Red F-body. But I do appreciate the complement! For the record, rosslitman is…

Looks like a gray, Rubbermaid 50 gallon trash can. More than likely, on a swivel roller wheel base as well. Pretty handy to have to clean up messes. We have about 6 in our production/warehouse area.

That’s got to be the legendary Mitchell-built Ferrari-powered F-Body - the Pegasus:

My daughter, about 8 here, helping me replace the brakes on my Fusion. Actual wrenching, not just posing. That’s my girl!

I employ a similar tactic to keep my car vacuumed out on a regular basis.

Lifetime ban from driving. L-I-F-E-T-I-M-E.

oh , Im sorry, where you there?!

Spot-on. Alot of this crap could be avoided with more rigorous testing and education.

For fucks sake.... would you people PLEASE stop training robots how to use weapons?!

On the opposite side of the spectrum, I expect amazing celebrations for my birthday. But I orchestrate them myself because I’m a grown-ass adult. “No cards or gifts please: just come to my home and imbibe all this lovely alcohol I’ve purchased for all of us as we dance and karaoke and game.”

I was also farting.

A man's Man.

'Nuf said: