On the opposite side of the spectrum, I expect amazing celebrations for my birthday. But I orchestrate them myself because I’m a grown-ass adult. “No cards or gifts please: just come to my home and imbibe all this lovely alcohol I’ve purchased for all of us as we dance and karaoke and game.”

Jesus is like, “ich spreche kein Englisch, dummkopf.”

Wait, are you telling me it would take more than five sailors and a couple of dozen retired seamen to get an Iowa Class BB into action? Next you’ll be saying that they couldn’t get her underway in less than 12 hours. I’ve seen it done in the movies, so it must be true!

For the record, my shit smells AWFUL. Like maybe I should see a doctor. And I’m sorry I offended your pals at Fox and Friends. I hope they’ll be okay.

Cmon, that shit had to be staged for maximum hilarity. NOBODY is that fucking retarded.

Fuel Cells

It doesn’t take rocket appliances to figure out, it’s the only updated small truck on the market.

You’re a jackass. Did you miss the part where they explained that so far, it’s been 100% financed by SAC and smaller contractors?

Those damned low-flying pelicans are the scourge of performance vehicles everywhere.

Dear Honda, I am available to ride one of your new Africa Twins in this, just say the word :)

I know this may seem strange to some of you, but I truly believe he was specifically targeted because of the Ontario plate, I live in Montreal where there is an abundance of helladumpflushstancebroyo civics and never once have I seen cops bothering them. The French look out for their own, and the Anglos get treated…

Good. Roll those pieces of shit off a cliff.

They are banned probably for the same reason winter tires are mandated in Quebec rather than just being highly recommended. If your tires/wheels/ride height/suspension are unsuited to the road then your car is unsuited to the road.

The officer informed Brunet that he had called for a second officer (presumably one more informed with regard to modified vehicles) to come and inspect the vehicle. Upon arriving, the second officer said he was not going to let him leave and that the vehicle would either be impounded or towed out of province.…

I wish there was a way to have inspections that made a difference. Get rid of the dangerous geometry (hella flush, Bro-Dozers, Donks, etc) and allow reasonable mods.

Mad camber yo. Because practicality and drivability is overrated yo. And replacing tires like every 500 miles gets you extra scene points yo. Don’t you know this bro.

Now, it’s possible this officer isn’t into automobiles, but how in the ever living hell can you mistake those two vehicles!? The suspect still at large is driving a “blacked out” Challenger, and the poor innocent bastard is driving a “blinged out” Challenger. Not to mention the tail lights being vastly different.

I’m…

This scares the shit out of me. I have seen so many cases where people are exonerated for crimes they did not do only after spending 30 years in jail that it seriously scares me. This is a mild example of that, but they guy still could have spent a year in jail over something he did not do and because the arresting…

“We’re not in the business of wrongfully accusing anybody” except for the whole fact that you are since there was someone with video evidence that you repeatedly ignored until it hit public forums and got so big you could not ignore it anymore. This is disgraceful and people need to be fired.