The official range estimate by the DoD has changed, and is now within ICBM range.

The quote actually sounds like Jamie did some bad shit, and that was a coded way of alluding to it without mentioning a specific incident.

That’s not what he’s really saying though, right? Isn’t the implication here that Horowitz acted unprofessionally and that’s the reason behind his firing?

I read it as a cryptic way of suggesting Horowitz was fired for some kind of inappropriate behavior, but your explanation makes sense as well.

This joke is a bit of a stretch, but it was definitely worth it

$201 million sounds like a lot, but a DVDA contract has some pretty onerous stipulations.

This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

Dad?

Minnesota to Utah? Ricky Rubio is going to have the shittiest stories about America when he returns to Spain.  

I hope they do this at the NFL draft so we can watch Goodell say “fine, we won’t do the draft anymore” and leave the stage in a huff

Dude. Lady. Whatever you identify as. I implore you. No more Redtube. Pornhub is here now.

I was gonna say. In the article he says Orlando may have discouraged Evangelicals from visiting.

fewer people in my way at disney parks? good!

#notallcokeheads

If they were held to the same standard as civilians that would be an improvement over the status quo.

All that needs to be said, thank u

How many athletes and their families have to prostrate themselves at the altar of amateurism before the NCAA and their useful idiots and fans change the rules?

We found the person from Cleveland.

-sigh- “Drank Michigan water” is going to be the new racist codeword for “Blacks are just less intelligent than whites,” isn’t it?

Wait, which Nut kicker? http://www.cbssports.com/nba/news/look-lebron-james-gives-iguodala-the-draymond-treatment-with-kick-to-groin/