Once upon a time, I thought that the seven layers of skin was all you got. I kept a chart of each abrasion or cut and freaked out when I thought I was running low. My mom asked where I came by this theory and I told her that Gary told me. Best advice I ever got from that point on - Don’t listen to anything Cousin Gary…

Well, if viewed in the most generous light, with a fatalist perspective

The bulk of the piece focuses on what it would take to get Trump impeached and whether we should start getting our hopes up about that, but first delves into the viability of invoking the 25th Amendment and ousting Trump on the basis of his mental or physical incapacity.

floppertop battery

1) I didn’t say anything about being underdogs.

Is he behind me, the Lakers fan?

Come on, you gotta admit Emma wrote an article where she described something that didn’t happen, then edited it into something a little softer but still didn’t happen, and now the comments in this post are filled with crying.

I’m enjoying the reactions. But hey, don’t let that stop your…

You seem emotional.

The Spurs should break their own damn legs for choking a 25 point lead in 20 minutes

Does the week point come after the Dayman?

Let’s see: they play unselfish, fun to watch basketball and most of their talent is homegrown. But one dude plays nut tag a few times and they’re the bad guys. Okay.

I mean, if you voted for him, you deserve to be mocked for being a dumbass.

You should be offended. You voted for a stupid asshole. That’s dumb.

Aw, does valid criticism of your racist moron offend you, snowflake? There, there. We know there’s nothing more delicate than the fee-fees of conservatives.

As Mike Muir once said, “Maybe you need to be offended”.

Seems fair since you guys are now fucking all of us.

Take your “offense” and shove it up your dickhole.

“so you’re offending more than half of us!” You know that isn’t true, right? Please tell me you know that.

Just a reminder: The Electoral College is not a person (not even one!). Second reminder: More than half of Americans did not vote Trump into office. Final reminder: Bad habits of people you associate with can rub off on you. Check the lying and revisionist history. Not a good look for your boy or you. Cheers!

I know you Trumpettes love fake facts, but Trump lose the popular vote, so...less than half.

“more than half of us”