And probably get as much real world life out of it. I still love my butterfly knives, but it’s not like I can take them anywhere or do anything functional with them unless I join a circus.

And yet, he wasn’t suspended for threatening a female student. What a great message for International Women’s Day. You officially have less worth than an unattended vehicle.

I’m baffled as to why so many journalists, even those critical of Wikileaks, believe they don’t “hack” at all and just procure documents that “people” send them. Don’t they find it just the tiniest bit suspicious that Wikileaks main targets have been Merkel, Macron, Clinton, Obama, etc......?

Holden: Why in God’s name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed, dick and fart jokes? I mean, ya gotta grow, man. Don’t you ever want anything more for yourself? I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out.…

But you should be comparing apples to apples. What is the incarceration rate for asians who are poor, live in shit neighborhoods, and have a single parent with no education? My guess is it is similar to other similarly situated groups.

You don’t think Asians commit crimes? I guarantee you that if you isolated for factors such as lack of education, wealth, and family support, asian crimes rates would closely track crime rates for other similarly situated groups. The phrase “model minority” is a lazy descriptor for Asians who happened to have…

PORCH MONKEY 4 LIFE

Wayne’s World 2 and Clerks 2.

I know. A smart phone isn’t a luxury item anymore. It serves a home phone and a stand-in computer. Everything is done online these days. You have to have one to communicate with the outside world. And his assumption that poor people are out there buying brand new iphones with their “welfare money” is ridiculous. You…

Even tougher to handle will be not knowing when the game will start until they throw the first pitch.

And the losing teams will complain that it wasn’t fair that they lost, then demand Team Israel give back all of the runs they scored.

Pfft. That game will be over in 6 innings.

They will have a tough battle in the first round when they face Egypt, Syria, Lebanon, Transjordan, and Iraq simultaneously.

Fuck Comey straight to hell. Let the bastard twist in the wind for a few more days/weeks.

I hope that his first thought waking up and has last thought at night are the same: “I helped create this monster.” I hope he realizes just how much he helped fuck this country, and I hope that whatever payoff he got for it will never be enough.

The story isn’t Trump’s ridiculous tweets that treat yet another bonkers conspiracy theory site story as fact. The real story is whatever Trump is trying to distract us from with them. And I’m super nervous to find out what what is.

Once again, Uncle Stevie wins Twitter.

My cynicism has reached new heights. I believe he’ll somehow escape unscathed from this situation like he has all the others. Every time I let myself believe he’s really done for, I’m wrong, so when I see posts like this, my first thought is, “It won’t matter. Nothing ever matters.”

Nah. Pence doesn’t give a fuck about the good of the country. If he did, he would’ve made Trump go away already

c), with a dash of willful ignorance about the President’s role in surveillance.