There’s a cable channel that shows reruns of Sanford and Son (it’s either MeTV or ANTV, I don’t remember).

I'm really glad to discover you weren't insulting Redd Foxx.

It’s no problem to fly them. Even if it is too far to fly direct (as others have noted, you can go a long way with an unloaded plane), you can always make stops in Alaska/Iceland/Wherever to get you across the ocean.

I’ve been. It’s all right, like a slightly nice Panera.

You need to go find your nearest Cafe Patachou

It's like an entire state snuck across the Mason-Dixon Line and nobody noticed.

I include Mass Ave in the area I think of as being downtown and I think downtown is a damn delight. There are tons of places to eat, drink and have fun and they’re all within a mile or two of the circle. It is likely that your co-workers were either north or south side cretins who retreat every day to their respective…

One day in 2013, when we had Rays season tickets, a family sat behind us with a very curious accent. This was the day that Andy Murray won Wimbledon. These people were all clearly Scottish, and all of them—including the two young children—were extremely informed about baseball. I finally had to turn around and ask…

It can’t be Cake, because he’s definitely not going the distance.

Trump actually denied any such chat with the secret service even happened so he’s now putting his “credibility” up against the secret service spokesperson

Yo. Eating other people’s food is really uncool. I am mad for you.

She has to be insane. Right? Like, a sociopath? You can’t talk about Donald Trump like that with a straight face unless you’re a lunatic.

I want nachos and hot dogs. Also, I’m not motivated at work currently.

She’s going to have a very cushy job at Trump Media after he loses the election.

I don’t want to call her a hateful bitch but...

She’s the same one who suggested that Clinton’s and Obama’s policies were responsible for the death of Khan’s son, despite it happening in 2004.

I think she is my least-favorite Trumpie. Manafort is a close 2nd. I hope that she won’t be able to get a job after the election and has to live in a box in central park. No, fuck that, central park is too nice. She can live in Travers Park in Queens, which is made out of concrete and hobo urine.

Nope. Sorry you absolute piece of shit, but there is absolutely no way, not one bit, to interpret what he said as anything else other than threatening potential violence against either Hillary or her SCOTUS picks.

I’ve seen this particular Trump surrogate on multiple news programs and I just can’t with her. She’s disrespectful and condescending (well, most of them are). I usually have to mute or fast forward when she’s talking. She literally adds nothing to the conversation.