Hemingway was one of history’s biggest proponents of simplicity in writing.

I wanted to post some links to all of the evidence showing how good brisk walking is for your health, but I figured you’d get more practical benefit from this: http://literarylab.blogspot.com/2009/08/overwr…

What does this even mean and how, if at all, does it relate to this current discussion.

So at the end of the day you have a pretty good intuitive idea about how many steps you’ve taken, how far you’ve walked and what your heart rate was during the day? If something helps someone set and meet fitness goals, why the fuck do you give a shit that they find value using it?

I wear both every workday, but on the same arm with the fitness tracker generally not visible on my sleeve. Some people like to wear watches for fashion reasons.

FYI, that XBOX one controller is not wired — it just comes with a long USB cable if you want to use it with a PC. It is 100% the same as the standard XBOX controller.

FYI, that XBOX one controller is not wired — it just comes with a long USB cable if you want to use it with a PC. It…

Q: What do you call a guy with no legs who wrestles?

One watch, one fitness tracker.

Possibly one of the best spectator play-by-play calls I’ve ever heard: “da fuck?”

I think you’re a little guilty of creating parallels that are just pretty standard character archetypes and characteristics. I think someone could rewrite this just as effectively using completely different pairings.

It was exactly like Alli’s goal except at half-speed agains shite defending and goalkeeping.

This will be reversed next year as it is going to significantly hamper their ability to sell season tickets. If you can’t sell your tickets below face value, you’ll take a complete loss on just about every game (other than opening day) before Memorial Day. I owned seasons in ‘09 and ‘10 and saw the writing on the…

I mean they were missing their two starting CBs and an invaluable holding MF and were forced to play with a slow-footed RB and a guy who has barely sniffed the field all year as their CBs. Not so bad to come out of that needing a 1-0 win at home to advance.

Do you live far outside a major metropolitan area? That’s a bummer.

I get what your trying to say here, but it took you 3 weeks to see the dermatologist you wanted to see, not three weeks to see a dermatologist.

All that shows is that wait times are not a proxy for overall satisfaction with a grocer, which makes sense as nobody chooses a grocer based on the length of the lines (cue Yogi Berra quote). Not sure how this relates at all to comparing the US and Canada healthcare systems.

This has to be a case where someone is giving them to him, right? Right?

Lingard’s goal against Chelsea was pretty much the same goal, but it was a half-volley rather than a volley. And he scored on his ass.

What the fuck is the “purity” of the sport. Have you been in a cave for the last 100 years? How can you be a regular reader of Deadspin and think there is anything approaching purity in any of the professional sports leagues?