You don’t need to imagine it — just go to within 2 blocks of Central Park South during the summer and your nose will be transported back in time.

East Coast/West Coast? I worked in the World Financial Center across the street from the Trade Center and walked up the West Side to my apartment on the Upper West Side. Hours after both towers fell I went into a deli to get some food and people were half-watching the coverage on tv, going about their business as if…

As an aside, I pronounced that character’s name Dam-fair for the first 20 or so times I read it. Can't be the only one, right?

This is not really accurate, because by downloading the torrent you are also (likely) participating in the dissemination of it. If you prevent uploads, maybe, but then you’d be a bad torrent user.

Little know fact — rabies in squirrels is practically unheard of. In fact, a squirrel bite is one of the only animal bites you can get that doesn’t merit a rabies shot protocol.

Honestly, I can’t tell if you read my original post or watched the clip based on your comments, so I’ll have to bid adieu the conversation.

You must have a doctorate in straw man arguments.

They were in the middle of a conversation. I’m guessing you’ve never been in that situation. If you and I were in the middle of a conversation and I kept turning to the person beside me and talking to them in Swahili (assuming you don’t know Swahili), you wouldn’t think that was rude?

I have to say that if it was the…

She’s an asshat, but it wasn’t a private conversation. The Seinfeld clip was for levity, but it’s an actual rude thing, whether or not the customer is an asshat. “She doesn’t speak English, but I am asking her what happened...”

Wait, she’s a total A-hole and that door deserves some sort of award, but people who are multi-lingual purposefully speaking in a foreign language in front of someone who does not understand that language is pretty damn rude, especially in a retail location. If the second person doesn’t speak English, the first person…

Is it just that I avoid reading things written by awful people or do Mindy Kaling and Amy Schumer not really get as many physical insults as everyone thinks? The only recurring comment I saw about Schumer in Trainwreck was how great her legs looked.

British Babies & Elephant Babies, starring Mariska Hargitay, coming soon to Lifetime.

Arthur Blank is the most successful businessman in the NFL? Other than build Home Depot from the ground up, what has he done that compares to Robert Wood Johnson IV? All kidding aside, I would say Paul Allen, Kroenke, Kahn and Kraft are right up there, but Blank is the man.

I always considered the Golden Compass and the entire HDM trilogy to be unfilmable and Hollywood went out and proved me correct! Although I would have loved to see how the they would have executed the mulefa.

I am torn between being shocked that they didn’t stop the game for a single second and thrilled that they didn’t stop the game for a single second.

Why exactly would he be more valuable now than he will be at the January window or next summer?

Perhaps you should reconsider the romantic merits of fruit snacks and seltzer.

The intrinsic value of the non-existent cards is pretty much the same as the intrinsic value of the real ones.

“No pre-season” and “no pre-season games” are two different things.