And Brother makes kick-ass laser printers!

And Brother makes kick-ass laser printers!

I hope Golden is reduced to driving an Uber car himself for the rest of his life. And I thought Martin Shkreli was the worst form of pond scum on the planet...

Poor little rich owner. Boo hoo hoo...

This explains all the malfunctioning DVDs with radial scratches I get from the library. Grrr...

There are plenty of quiet cars available these days for stupid amounts of money. If Lincoln really wants to get back in the ring and not compete on performance, it will have to provide superior materials, reliability, and design. It doesn’t appear that the new Continental offers any of that, but at least the name…

Whatever the show is, it has little connection with reality and deserves no award other than a Razzie...

I never thought I’d say this, but the Predator grill actually looks good on that car. The interior’s nice too. Will wonders never cease?

Since when does Doogy Howser work at Cadillac?

Now THAT’s what I call a Lincoln Continental!

The blue car looks MUCH better than the white car; I’m not clear which is the concept and which is the production version. The back and interior photos are quite underwhelming.

Well, that car looks better than other recent ugly Lincolns, but the back and interior both look very plain indeed. Probably not the halo model Lincoln so desperately needs...

Christ, can we please have writers and editors at jalopnik who know that the possessive form of “it” is “its” with NO apostophe? Is this asking too much? Apparently so...

Remember when Martha Stewart glass-topped patio tables were exploding? Why would anyone continue to buy products with the feisty felon’s name on them? There’s a sucker born every minute, I guess...

Motorcycles are death on wheels. Adults, much less children, should not be hurtling down roads at high speeds without being enveloped in a protective steel cage. Warning us kids about motorcycles was the only safety advice my parents were right about, except “look every which way before you cross the street in New…

Myself I thought the new film was a double or triple, but not a homer. The action sequences lacked tension, and the death of a major character passed with barely a sniffle. I think a few more months of refinement would have made a big difference. I hope the future films in the series won’t have such a compressed…

The girl’s a pathetic control geek.

“Another uneven episode.” No surprise. Only the most desperate blogs continue to cover SNL, which apparently include Jezebel...

Corden sends me fleeing to another channel the minute his show comes on after Colbert...

Marc better secure his spectacles...

A working man would have to do a mess of work to afford this “working man’s Camaro.” Thirty grand — yikes!