Still Bill. Checks out.

Hilary has CTE.

And for a bit of nostalgia, you can get a Hot Wheels version of the family Plymouth Satellite. I've got two, and yes this thing is big and heavy.

Holy shit, I forgot this was a thing that actually happened. A feature length live action movie of the flintstones with Halle Berry, John Goodman, Rosie O’Donnell, and the dude from Twin Peaks? Fawkingshit. I would do some pretty messed up shit during the runtime of this movie just to avoid actually watching this…

*extreme Cosby voice*

You’re easily amazed.

Fucking of course they are. I doubt they eat or wear anything without being paid for it. They’re Kardashians.

Can’t we all just be woke enough to accept the fact that a female Olympic contender with testicles will always be a faster runner than a female Olympic contender who has been saddled with ovaries?

Did you say sleep?

So good!

Not a surgical strike.

Ever since the world began by The Yardbirds

80's carpet bombing tonight.

Oingo Boingo - Just Another Day

Don’t be a square.

Great work, Tim

What else can I say.

I’m sure everyone else is pretty done with the Olympics, but I’m kinda bummed they’re winding down. I get to watch sports at work, so I’m dreading these coming weeks of just baseball before football gets going for real.

Most important NYC joint since, like, the heyday of Bobby Shmurda.

Deeper Shade of Soul