I’d debate that that was “full speed”, so Carlin’s Rule still stands...

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Ashley will be jettisoned into space, in accordance with bankruptcy law.

This was the only way I could get Tom to splice my posts.

who is ashley

+2

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

Another one is understanding how much it takes to burn calories compared to ingesting them.

#tbt

Very unlikely it will take that long, they just don’t want to be wrong.

Very unlikely it will take that long, they just don’t want to be wrong.

I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know... you and me should hang out!

Ok GODAMMIT! FGMP, You may be my new best friend. I have 4 year olds who love this Thomas fucker. The Smiths/Thomas mashup is a lifehack that I never knew i needed. HEY KIDS, LETS GET MELANCHOLY!!!

Love this. Tammi Terrell was a gift. Great voice and a magnetic personality. You got range, FGMP!

Lochte is thirstier than Ashley Feinberg.

So many stars...it’s like the sun is shining.

Can he get some Mickey’s Big Mouth?

This is brilliant.

You know someone with a phony ID who can get us some booze?

Tebow originally wanted to enter the shotput competition in Rio, but it required more accuracy than he was comfortable with.