Lochte is thirstier than Ashley Feinberg.

Triumph the Insult Dog came up with a better alternative - shock collars for every single Mexican in Mexico. Not surprisingly, being the mouth-breathing cabbage-brained troglodytes they are, Trump supporters loved it. Except they were worried the Mexicans might steal the collars, the ungrateful darkies. And maybe…

So many stars...it’s like the sun is shining.

Have you considered cutting your head off?

Can he get some Mickey’s Big Mouth?

This is brilliant.

You know someone with a phony ID who can get us some booze?

Damn Fred, I feel like I should be getting ready for the Back to School Dance Friday night.

The Wedding Present - “Come Play With Me”

I miss animated hip hop videos:

A little Pianosaurus never hurts.

Haunting:

Silkworm with treat the new guy right. I don’t bump into many folks that can appreciate this 90s band. When I do though the love is strong.

Wyldlife-Sonofabitch

The Day I Tried to Live

Cold - No One

¿How about a West Coast primer tambien?

Tebow originally wanted to enter the shotput competition in Rio, but it required more accuracy than he was comfortable with.