I completely agree. If this piece of shit is getting one penny I am not supporting Jimmy John’s and I am discussed by any celebrity that will put there name with this company!!!

Honestly, I thought it was trying to be a Cuban sandwich, without actually being anywhere as good....

I will never not star a Walk Hard reference.

I actually believe Trump when he says he’s never had a drink or taken drugs. His brother died from alcoholism, after all.

Yeah, I used to love Jimmy Johns until I found out about that. I haven’t been back since. 

The only thing in this article that I completely believe:

Get this defeatist bullshit out of my face. Trump and his cronies are rightly fucking terrified right now and all we have to do is pursue this line of inquiry. Even if we fail, at least we tried instead of just sitting around feeling sorry for ourselves.

They aren’t the majority. They’re just the loudest voices.

Guys, can you BELIEVE that this politician likes [POPULAR THING]? What a fucking putz, amirite?!?

The Denver Broncos are one of three 0-4 NFL teams (assuming no tie, there should be one more after Bengals-Steelers tonight)

“As far as I am concerned, she’s no longer Speaker of the House.”

Hmm...fuck the Cubs.

As the resident Cardinals fan at this Chicago office, I made bacon and pancakes for everyone this morning on the office griddle. I figured after the Cardinals spent all weekend fucking the Cubs, I should at least cook them breakfast.

Shut up, tomato.

“Nobody in the Ukrainian government would be considered a ‘public official’ under that act and neither would the President of the United States.”