He should be playing in the NFL, no question. But let me push back on “the most value player in the market by a distance.”

My folks are from the Tidewater region of Virginia and I have an uncle living in Williamsburg. Disney’s Pocahontas irked the piss out of me because the area does not have mountains or fucking waterfalls.

My deep conspiracy theory? The Trump campaign was designed as a money laundering enterprise with no real belief it would succeed. Until it did. Now they are in deep shit.

You’d think a Packer would know what’s in his luggage.

It really is a great meme

Seriously? Do you get consent any time you prank someone? No, you do not because, frankly (frankenly?) that would be a boring world. And no, lack of consent for a prank doesn’t bother me at all. Sorry if I didn’t get your permission to post this. I hope you’ll be ok.

U2's “Bad”. Their first five albums really stand up. Such real passion.

Badlands has always been my favorite Springsteen song.

You do realize that Conor broke the law and a fighter was injured in the process here. At what point does his actions cross the line that people aren’t patting him on the back about how brilliant a hype guy he is and start treating this as horrible behaviour?

Is this a joke? Why the fuck are you using a masonry chisel??

“Under no circumstances should you purchase a battery-powered tool that you’ll want to run for more than, say, five minutes”

Calling this a guide is awfully generous.

I have taken that oath chief

It was the Os Johnny had trouble with. He had no trouble with the Xs.

More like Max Dumbass amirite

This list is bad and you should feel bad.

Don’t worry about that, us Canadians aren’t trying to leave our country for a shithole

If “you play ball like a girl” is cringe-worthy for you, you’re definitely on the too sensitive side of woke.

I’m rolling my eyes at you as well. Glad there’s no room for nuance in your world.

Sounds like you’re trying to equate “cunt” to the n-word. Let’s not do that.