I hold that 1941 is a masterpiece. Or at least, seven-year-old me does.

to match the pizza

oh, you poor darling

About 66,829 ways.

False: We actually have laws for incidents involving one person convincing another person to commit murder. It’s still murder. Fuck off.

It stems from my warped view that pointless bigotry is bad, you fucking moron.

“I really should have had that LeBortion.”

I know a lot of people shit on Little Caesars, and I’m fully aware that it’s not great pizza by any stretch, I will firmly maintain that at 5 bucks and not having to order ahead, it’s worth that price. Throw on breadsticks and sauce and you’re golden. Papa John’s is far too expensive in relation to how terrible it is.

Pretty sure we sneer at fanfic because 99.999% of fanfic is absolute shit.

I like how their alternative to the coin toss resulted in a season ending injury before the very first game.

For my sons’ rec team, every year for the last practice before winter break I tell them if anyone can make a half court shot (one shot each) then we’ll be done with drills and just scrimmage for the last hour of practice. Last night after the first six kids missed, the most timid shooter on the team (not a bad shooter…

Damn straight - real blood only!

This.

That right there is the biggest, most dangerous, and what should be the and most outraging problem.

No CGI blood made on a computer from 1996. Please.

This. A thousand times this. ISPs could basically kill sites that don’t agree with their position or policy. Are you a Comcast user and think their service is shit (it is) but because of their lobbying, Comcast is the only high speed option in your area. And because of how shitty they are, you want to voice your…

Disney uses only 100% human blood.

I have known that for a long time. I am merely stating, “BRING BACK BLADE!” Since Deadpool will probably stay R-rated then Blade can certainly come back R-rated and bloody as hell.

So, uh...what would you have expected them to use?

Listen, my grandfather didn’t fight in WWII so some liberal ass company could wish me happy holidays. He fought for a racially pure Nazi Germany.