Not to be nitpicky, but I’m not seeing any myths, all I’m seeing is non-absolutes. At most I’d call misconceptions, if so much. For instance, a myth about a game would be some sort of ritual to enter the team, something unusual that supposedly involved the making of a game, or the supposed cause a game flunked.

God, Pilot Wings was great.

Kelly: That tears it, I’m trading Murray to the Jaguars for a conditional 12th round pick.

No, the mouth breathing idiots who happen to root for the same NFL team as I do still are blaming Cutler for this loss.

Remind me again how America was founded as a Christian nation by Christians for Christians?

We’ll see who has the last laugh when I return next spring leading the fleet that Floki has promised me. Then we shall sack the shit out of those so-called “Twin Cities.”

“After what we experienced with Aaron Hernandez, I really just started to think Trump has a lot of good points,” said Brady.

We get it. Gawker Media does not like Jonathan Franzen. Time to move on.

Sounds like Peterson wants a switch.

Seriously. I read that paragraph and wanted to punch a wall. The rules are the rules and I’m sure the experience is beyond something money can buy, and that’s all well and good.....but let’s not pretend that’s not a giant fucking lead-fisted cock punch.

agree, the other guy should have gotten prize money

Character. I built character.

I guess that makes me and anyone who loves this film and soundtrack a loser then? Fuck anyone who can’t just allow other people to love a film. You want to act as though Garden State is terrible? It’s not. Is it the end all be all greatest film of all time? It’s not that either. But to act as though it’s irredeemable…

I don’t disagree. I was afraid of exactly this. I’m still holding out hope that Colbert finds a path to better. We’re not going to get scathingly funny satire — The Late Show isn’t that show. This is variety, not satire, sadly. So I agree with you that it’s a lose-lose. I may have to go back to Conan. But I’m giving…

you can have him

FRED FUCHS everyone! Big round of applause!

This makes me so damn happy. Every. Time.

That fucking horse statue outside of the airport is the most terrifying fucking thing EVER.

A game that probably should not have been played, really.