“After what we experienced with Aaron Hernandez, I really just started to think Trump has a lot of good points,” said Brady.

We get it. Gawker Media does not like Jonathan Franzen. Time to move on.

Sounds like Peterson wants a switch.

Seriously. I read that paragraph and wanted to punch a wall. The rules are the rules and I’m sure the experience is beyond something money can buy, and that’s all well and good.....but let’s not pretend that’s not a giant fucking lead-fisted cock punch.

agree, the other guy should have gotten prize money

Character. I built character.

I guess that makes me and anyone who loves this film and soundtrack a loser then? Fuck anyone who can’t just allow other people to love a film. You want to act as though Garden State is terrible? It’s not. Is it the end all be all greatest film of all time? It’s not that either. But to act as though it’s irredeemable…

I don’t disagree. I was afraid of exactly this. I’m still holding out hope that Colbert finds a path to better. We’re not going to get scathingly funny satire — The Late Show isn’t that show. This is variety, not satire, sadly. So I agree with you that it’s a lose-lose. I may have to go back to Conan. But I’m giving…

you can have him

FRED FUCHS everyone! Big round of applause!

This makes me so damn happy. Every. Time.

That fucking horse statue outside of the airport is the most terrifying fucking thing EVER.

A game that probably should not have been played, really.

i know several women in confederate states who also would pick cousins over a black man

You’ve gotta think RG3 is counting the minutes until he’s a free agent and he can sign with a less dysfunctional franchise, like the Jets, Raiders, or the Republican Party.

“Plenty of people tell me that being forcibly sent down a trail that will be fraught with tears isn’t so bad.”

Translation: It’s too hard for me to acknowledge that I got suckered. So I’ll just pretend it didn’t happen.

“Neither can I.”

If bleeding and scrotal bruises aren’t abuse, where do you draw the line? Is punching your kid in the face “discipline?” Should a parent lock their son in the basement for six months to teach him right from wrong?

Well, how is he supposed to know if he did anything wrong if someone doesn’t beat the shit out of him first?