The creepiest thing about this makeup is that he looks more like Elijah Wood than Johnny Depp...

Good question. What we’re seeing when we “see” black holes isn’t escaping from the black hole itself. We’re actually seeing radiation escaping just before it crosses the black hole’s point-of-no-return called the event horizon.

“After what we experienced with Aaron Hernandez, I really just started to think Trump has a lot of good points,” said Brady.

We get it. Gawker Media does not like Jonathan Franzen. Time to move on.

Sounds like Peterson wants a switch.

Seriously. I read that paragraph and wanted to punch a wall. The rules are the rules and I’m sure the experience is beyond something money can buy, and that’s all well and good.....but let’s not pretend that’s not a giant fucking lead-fisted cock punch.

agree, the other guy should have gotten prize money

Character. I built character.

I guess that makes me and anyone who loves this film and soundtrack a loser then? Fuck anyone who can’t just allow other people to love a film. You want to act as though Garden State is terrible? It’s not. Is it the end all be all greatest film of all time? It’s not that either. But to act as though it’s irredeemable…

Came for the hand wringing and clutching of pearls. Leaving amused.

I don’t disagree. I was afraid of exactly this. I’m still holding out hope that Colbert finds a path to better. We’re not going to get scathingly funny satire — The Late Show isn’t that show. This is variety, not satire, sadly. So I agree with you that it’s a lose-lose. I may have to go back to Conan. But I’m giving…

Everyone knows the government is controlled by Big Globe. They gotta sell those globes somehow.

I still believe that every time D’onofrio got into frame, the director realized he’d out-act everyone else, and cut the scene short. It would explain a lot about that movie.

you can have him

WHY!!!!!! Why must you dredge up memories of bad movies! It takes me months to get an old movie out of my head. I almost need to hide in a corner with out pants and binge on instruction manuals to get a head cleansing. Until I can think straight again, here's an image from another Zooey movie.

FRED FUCHS everyone! Big round of applause!

Xander still gets plenty high

This makes me so damn happy. Every. Time.

That fucking horse statue outside of the airport is the most terrifying fucking thing EVER.