Having the Chargers and Raiders share a stadium and a division would have made the annual stabbings so much more convenient.

Giving a last place kid a trophy for showing up is a form of public humiliation.

He’s the Jar Jar Binks of Middle Earth.

Tolkien isn’t tolstoy that is for sure, but he really could build a world. I agree completely He just needed an editor.

Tom Bombadil was literally the ONLY part of Fellowship that I liked other than the songs. Unpopular opinion: JRRT was good at world building and language developing, terrible at writing. Commence the lynchmob I guess

Love your username haha

Yes imagine Star Wars , Obi Wan Luke Han and Chewie escape the blockade of Tatooine and then stop off for space gas at a space truck stop where they meet Toomba Bombadoks who gets them to fly back to his planet where our heros dance and drink and frolic and talk about all of Bombadoks favorite things for 20 minutes of…

I had never read the books growing up. After the movies came out, I started reading the first book... got to this whackjob Tom.... and I was confused. So, I googled him... figuring there was something special, 2 books later that would explain some of this... and nothing. at. all. I stopped reading. Eff Tom and Eff…

As a fan of his works, I gotta agree somewhat. He likes to ramble on and on about then sitting and eating and walking and sitting and eating and walking..he knows how to write, just not how to edit stuff out.

Thank you for this. I couldn’t agree more.

Brilliant.

Alright Third World, we will cut down consumption, you stop pumping out as many fucking children as you can. Deal?

It’d be a whole lot cooler if those were Tomcats...

The worst thing about Saints fans is that they need to check with their wives before emailing Deadspin.

Yeah, this isn’t reverse sexism it’s just regular old paternal sexism combined with bureaucratic inefficiency.

The obvious answer here is Birdemic. So obvious in fact that I move it be disqualified from consideration.

“It’s...*sniff*...it’s cuddlin’ time?”

“Mine was worse.”

You do realise he WAS an astronaut before they shut down NASA. Or did you miss that part in the movie?