When the guy mentioned being upset because he couldn’t smoke a Newport at the game, I thought I was somehow reading the WYTS: Cleveland.

Actual conversations I’ve had:

He’s the boyfriend who the female lead leaves for the nerd.

If she made better music, I’d perhaps be more concerned with spelling her name properly. Bitch.

The thing that gets me is that, biblically, discrimination is pretty clearly not okay:

Unless you're a billionaire, Bernie Sanders does appear to care about your health, your job, your education, and your life. If you're making more than $100k I think he will end up raising your taxes but if you make less he will probably improve your life more than any Republican presidential candidate.

Poorly thought off selfish comments? Like the ones your BFF made after he was held accountable for reddit level doxxing off a man who works for your competitor? Ya it’s not his fault that he approved an article that’s sole purpose was to shame a man for having the “audacity” to want to have sex with a man. An article…

I read it. I’m sure Tommy Craggs is nice to his friends and kind to animals. But that doesn’t excuse the egregious (and that’s too mild a word) ethical travesty that transpired, that Craggs is partially responsible for, and that no one on the Gawker Media editorial staff seems to want to acknowledge. There have been…

I’ll presume from your statement you’re a lover of the Constitution, or at least a very specific reading of it plus a loose reading of its first and a very debatable reading of its second amendments, but you should note that the qualifier for citizenship is having been born on American soil (not having been conceived…

Ruling the seas and commanding every aquatic animal seems a touch more useful than shrinking and commanding ants only.

“Alright, here we go! Osweilers time to shi...FUCK!”

WELL THEY SHOULD BECAUSE IT HAS GREAT TASTE

Exactly. This whole experiment went sideways when he decided to put fruit on pizza. They offer 7 different meat-product toppings, & he says, “Fuck it, let’s do produce.”

I give you props for this. Nay — Jello Pudding Props.

J-A-I-L-O

I prefer YoSaffBridge’s Bible to that one.

Nolan wasn’t the first to do it.

200% completion here. Get in NG+ and try that punchy punchy, it wont end well. I never say “play it on the hardest mode for the true experience” but that sounds like what you want and NG+ makes it automatically “knightmare” mode. I found myself utilizing EVERY damn gadget in my arsenal. Especially the fully upgraded…