So you want them to start a Taco Bell franchise? 

There was more to the movie than just watching him eat and tell you fast food is bad. He talked to doctors, nutritionists, kids, McDonald’s super customers, and several other people to show, not just what the food does, but what the company (and, by extension, other companies) do to make their food so popular that…

That first Medal of Honor game was so much fun. I remember being so good at it that I would beat the game with nothing but headshots. It was so much fun. 

“Our plant-based patty is indistinguishable from an over-cooked bland patty.”

Yeah. 

She thinks all chemicals are bad, because she has no idea what the fuck a chemical is. She thinks all chemicals are man-made. She asked me for a glass of water once and I told her I didn’t want to give her any chemicals. She was so confused. My wife has since told me to stop messing with her.

I don’t really mind loud if everyone’s there to watch a sport. I like to go to B-Dubs on Sunday to watch football (because I live away from where my team plays, so it’s the only way I can see my team sometimes, and because where I live has a large fanbase for my team). I know it’s going to be louder than normal, but…

My MiL hates “chemicals.” Mainly because she’s completely ignorant about a lot of things. But she keeps trying to get me to eat turkey bacon over pork bacon. Her big argument is that they taste the same. I asked her how they get turkey to taste like pork and she’s completely stumped. She refuses to acknowledge that a…

My wife is the best. I hate complaining about things to staff. I would've just sat there and had a miserable dinner. She doesn't fuck around. 

I went out with my wife and kids to one of my favorite places 2 months ago. I don’t often get to go because I know it’s not my wife’s favorite, so I try not to suggest it too much. When we got there, it was so fucking loud from the goddamn music that you’d think the place was turned into some ridiculous club. On top…

What about Zeke Teenweed?

There goes anything related to Dipshit45. 

Maybe charge less. I went there about 2 weeks ago for the first time in 2 years. Lunch for 4 was about $50. And their menu is nowhere near as good as it used to be. They don't even have 70% of what they used to have. 

I clicked to see if they had the Good Eats clip or reference.

She got high outside a K-Mart in St Louis and fell off the children's plane ride out front. 

Hot fudge is the ultimate topping. It works on everything, and even works wonders by itself. And it’s one of the few toppings that you can never get enough of. It’s simply the most universal.

Padme was 14 in TPM, Anakin was 9. So a 19 year old Anakin married a 24 year old Padme. Not a big deal, overall. 

I don’t mind it being expensive if it’s good. And, for me, nothing beats Fice Guys. Besides, I don’t go out that often, so it’s not really a concern to begin with.

Honestly, couldn't care less. I got a Five Guys literally 5 minutes from my house. 

We have one in Colorado Springs. It has long lines, but it’s due to just the shittiest service. They always seem to have 2 less servers than they should, tables take 20 minutes to clean, and they generally forget you exist for 10 minutes at a random point during your visit. But it’s so cheap and the food is pretty…