Yeah. 

She thinks all chemicals are bad, because she has no idea what the fuck a chemical is. She thinks all chemicals are man-made. She asked me for a glass of water once and I told her I didn’t want to give her any chemicals. She was so confused. My wife has since told me to stop messing with her.

I don’t really mind loud if everyone’s there to watch a sport. I like to go to B-Dubs on Sunday to watch football (because I live away from where my team plays, so it’s the only way I can see my team sometimes, and because where I live has a large fanbase for my team). I know it’s going to be louder than normal, but…

My MiL hates “chemicals.” Mainly because she’s completely ignorant about a lot of things. But she keeps trying to get me to eat turkey bacon over pork bacon. Her big argument is that they taste the same. I asked her how they get turkey to taste like pork and she’s completely stumped. She refuses to acknowledge that a…

And Simba fucking Nala up to 40 times a day!

My wife is the best. I hate complaining about things to staff. I would've just sat there and had a miserable dinner. She doesn't fuck around. 

I went out with my wife and kids to one of my favorite places 2 months ago. I don’t often get to go because I know it’s not my wife’s favorite, so I try not to suggest it too much. When we got there, it was so fucking loud from the goddamn music that you’d think the place was turned into some ridiculous club. On top…

I can't wait to take my kids so they can watch a realistic animal be murdered. 

Not at all. Once I got into high school, I dropped the "Aunt" and "Uncle" stuff. Call people by their name. 

What about Zeke Teenweed?

In the military, you can use pictures of yourself in uniform just fine on social media. The problem comes when you start using that picture to advance a cause or spew some biased bullshit. When you're in uniform, even in a picture (or using your service without a uniform while serving), to advance any biased crap, the…

And since we've seen animals wear the Mask, it would be okay for a bird to wear it. 

She was good in Gilmore Girls. 

So the people that complain about not being able to tell jokes couldn't take some jokes? Cool argument. 

There goes anything related to Dipshit45. 

I hate Dolores because I hate AI. I don’t see AI as people at all.

Sadly.

I know.

Well, they are the ones who wrote the thing. 

It’s really weird. The great thing about Facebook was allowing me to get in touch with my old geek friends to talk about things like we're in high school again. We're all scattered around the country, so it really is the best way to discuss this stuff. At the same time, I can't help but blame Facebook for getting…