I don’t mind it being expensive if it’s good. And, for me, nothing beats Fice Guys. Besides, I don’t go out that often, so it’s not really a concern to begin with.

Honestly, couldn't care less. I got a Five Guys literally 5 minutes from my house. 

We have one in Colorado Springs. It has long lines, but it’s due to just the shittiest service. They always seem to have 2 less servers than they should, tables take 20 minutes to clean, and they generally forget you exist for 10 minutes at a random point during your visit. But it’s so cheap and the food is pretty…

He’s great in small doses. If you watch him got more than 5-10 minutes, you start to see every movement he makes. Which is a shame because he could do 2 tricks and leave and you'll be entranced every single time. 

Maybe make another dig at my dead mom. You're so cool. 

You’re only apologizing because you got caught. Cool dig at my dead mom. 

And, if you're watching Chris Angel, it's all fake. The real mind freak is that anyone gave him money. 

For me, the ultimate slight of hand card trick will always be Ricky Jay's Four Queens. It's not so much the magic, but how casually he performs it. Like he just decides to do magic because he's bored. It's so flawless and easy that you wouldn't be surprised to find out it was magic. 

Well, my mom died of breast cancer, so cool dig.

You’re so superior to us all, though. 

But you won’t say. Because you’re so superior to us all. So superior, in fact, that you’ll keep trolling. Because you’re the real beer expert around here.

Cool. But you won't tell anyone. They just need to be as good as you to read your mind. 

You don't want a beer you have to add a lime to in order to get flavor? 

Sam Adams is great simply for their seasonals. I have Cherry Wheat sitting in my fridge now. In the fall it'll go to Octoberfest, then to Cold Snap. If there's a BBQ, I'll get a variety pack. It's always a hit. 

And you didn’t turn in your homework. You expect everyone to know what you’re talking about, and if they don’t, your superiority is proven.

It was an effort to counter all those restaurants that give priority seating to men. You know, like, uh... that one place? Oh, and there's, hmm... somewhere... else? 

Farm animals and rabbits.

And salt is amazing at bringing out and highlighting other flavors. Those professional chefs sure nailed that ingredient. 

Not the west coast, the west. Where people think Jack in the Box is good, there's no real seafood to eat, and people argue over which is the best Taco Bell. 

I grew up within 5 miles of 3 White Castles. I assumed they were everywhere. They even made a movie about the sole act of going to White Castle.