Then Dipshit45 would reduce its size and give the rest to miners. 

Next up: Casper.

Or maybe it was because you’re an asshole.

It’s been so long since I've seen it. You'd think the power of Kevin Bacon playing chicken on a tractor and teaching everyone the power of dance would've rubbed off on them. 

It’s like they're in some sort of race against themselves to become the most lame state in the country (they already are). The whole state is that one town from Footloose.

Pierce finally became a level 6 Laser Lotus.

Papa John’s complained the ACA would cost them $16 million.

My wife makes me homemade chicken soup if I'm super sick. I drink a ton of apple juice or cider. 

Because her PR people didn't finish the surveys until this morning. 

Aurelio's has the best antipasto salad, too. So so good. 

Edwardo's is the greatest. 

Edwardo’s stuffed spinach pizza is the single greatest non-thin pizza in the world. I took my wife there (she’s from Colorado, where we live) and she still raves about it.

We still have candy. We just have extra stuff for kids with allergies. Something for everyone. 

I’ve always heard "-she."

So, like Louis did?

You should look into Europe. They're doing great. 

I didn't realize "due process" wasn't a part of the Constitution. 

It’s like childhood if you were born in the 80s.

It *swung an election.