Edwardo’s stuffed spinach pizza is the single greatest non-thin pizza in the world. I took my wife there (she’s from Colorado, where we live) and she still raves about it.

We still have candy. We just have extra stuff for kids with allergies. Something for everyone. 

Budget.

It’s like you think we can’t see videos of your boy promoting violence, bigotry, homophobia, and the straight murder of people he doesn’t like.

I’m just glad that all these streaming services that I'll have to pay for to watch all my shows will now be cheaper than cable. 

But only one side's not doing anything about it and openly denying the facts about it happening. 

How hard is it to make a waterproof box? 

They probably read “neutrality” as a sign of weakness. Like it meant the internet could be taken over at some point. This would make it very easy to convince them that stopping neutrality meant taking control from foreign governments.

Pai is so far up telecom's ass he can see teeth. 

“This will, in no way, violate canon.”

Because even in the future, vegetarians need to be still be the worst. 

“And your surgeon comes in to your hospital room an hour before your scheduled surgery with dirty oily hands...”

You think washing hands before a surgery is impossible.

Do you think surgeon’s hands are always pristine? That, you know, soap doesn’t exist?

And you never see Kevin again. Because he probably fucking killed himself. 

“You are such a fucking tool.”

Beating a woman is a conservative’s idea of “making a mistake.”

I’ve never beat a woman.

So between beating a woman and emotionally abusing a woman is Twitter jokes.

No. Sure didn’t.