They feed off of pretending they’re people.

But if your consciousness never dies, that’s all that matters. Your entire body is nothing more than a support system for your brain.

Yeah, but Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms, yo.

Well, we know she wasn’t busy during WWII.

The original Apollo mission cost about $1.5billion each (in 2018 dollars). The border wall Dipshit wants is $70 billion.

Don’t forget the ultimate, “touch black, no take-back.”

No. Ground up moon dust is pure poison.

Wouldn’t that be the other way around?

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn…

Well, this is awkward.

Only Hulk Hogan.

No, you’re supposed to believe he never heard of the Force or Jedi, despite, you know, growing up when they existed and were at the forefront of a galactic government and war.

Well, surviving the vacuum of space isn’t that hard for a 60-90 seconds. It’s not that difficult.

Still a robot, still a toaster. Don’t care.

Seeing MK64 tracks from above will always be weird. I spent so much time racing and imagining the tracks in my head that seeing them from above just makes look too simple.

Got ya. The tone in the post didn’t translate well for me.

So by “built up as a major villain,” you mean that it never occurred?

Leia initiated both times.

Leia kissed Luke twice. He never initiated a kiss.

This is one reason why you never put a sharp knife in a dishwasher. Other reasons include the fact that the movement inside can dull/damage your edge.

This is one reason why you never put a sharp knife in a dishwasher. Other reasons include the fact that the movement…