My wife and I were looking for a dining room table, as we’d never actually owned a proper one before. We found one we loved for $1500. She asked if that was too much. I told her if I spent $500 on the tools I needed to build it, and about $250 on wood, I could build it myself. Now we have a $1500 table for $250 (I…

I’m glad they got a book full of stuff that could easily be found in any library ever, or the mind of people who take a few minutes to solve problems on their own.

He just wants a war, period. Wars bump approval ratings in the short term, everyone loves a win, and it’ll give something solid for his base to swarm around against the left (“These libtards hate it when we win wars! They hate American soldiers! They love Islam!”). And if Iran gets on the ropes (it will, they cannot…

There’s always a tweet from him that counters what he says.

1. We’re not in a cold war, nor should we want to be.

Anything higher than mayor.

“Something, something, states rights, something something.”

 Washington won it for The Hurricane, they gave it to him a year late is all.

Violent video games, no.

 Wait. What’s the over/under on Trump thinking the leaders of the video game industry are actual video game characters? There’s gotta be a non-zero chance he walks into the room and is confused as to why Sonic and Mario aren’t there.

So, what? They’re just like, “Oh, it stopped at 62 miles then mysteriously moved back a couple hundred thousand miles to a safe and stable orbit. We shouldn’t mention that last part.”

 I’m pretty sure the tidal forces of a moon 62 miles away will turn the surface of the planet into molten lava.

 It’s been a while since I’ve done the math, but I’m pretty sure that thing’s crashing into the Earth from that distance no matter what.

Oceans create the second crust.

 But we’re aware of accretion discs in other systems. Everything we know about how planets and moons form based on observation still conflicts with this theory. Sure, we might have missed it, but so far there’s no proof to support it based on what we’ve seen.

 Comets.

Well, Darkness got a little too close for comfort the second time around. They created a new, 1200-mile wide moon that stopped just 62 miles from impact. That’s not even out of the atmosphere! Glad we wasted time staring at a match and making out with perfect women!

All the way across. The best way to describe it is that you need to see white between the puck and the red line.

I think the problem is that the show relies too much on expecting you to be emotionally involved simply because the person who died has been around long enough that you’re “expected” to care. They don’t bother making you care, mind. They just assume you will because they think their audience is automatically…