I stopped caring halfway through the Governor (is that right? I don’t care) plot line. But I stopped watching two episodes into the season that followed. The show made me forget which season I was watching, it was so boring.

 No, that was pretty much confirmed by Trump’s lawyer as true.

“Look, you can’t expect us to read the thing and be Republicans, okay? It’s one or the other. And all I’m saying is, that’s a long book full of fancy words, foreigners, and not one gun.”

He’s the only officer I’d trust (personal experience serving with him), but also too good of a man to ever want to.

 He was my Regimental CO when he was a colonel.

Republican Things We Can’t Afford: Healthcare, any sort of care for women, infrastructure, college, supporting poor people, education, care for old people, heating homes, renewable energy.

I just want the original characters having their lives interrupted by games. Like ‘House Party.’

I told everyone Guitar Hero was a ripoff of Reboot.

 Does it ramp up gun sales? Because that’s literally all they’re trying to do. Not one of these stupid fucks actually gives a shit about stopping anything. It’s all about gun sales.

 Republicans: We can’t afford free college, healthcare for all, fixing roads and bridges, or any type of living wage.

 Still does.

 I’m pretty sure the “event movie” will be ‘Transformers vs Micro Machines.’ It’ll be narrated by that guy who talks super fast. And it’ll give us an opening for the ‘GI Joe vs Barbie’ movie we all want.

 The only proper way to make a D&D movie is to release it on Blu-Ray, give it 27 discs, and have a shit ton of stop points so you can roll dice to see which scene you’ll switch to next.

 With this list, you have to consider 2 things.

 But what about a female Wonka?

There are a few redeeming things. The boat scene, the talking down to Mike Teevee. And that end scene in Wonka’s office.

Oh, man. Then we can finally get the backstory on other characters. How did Mr. Salt get his money? How did Mike Teevee get into watching TV? When did Augustus first taste chocolate?

Marine:

I love when conservatives get mad at companies doing what they want. Keep that government small.

At least no one can ever say I made assumptions without proof. Unlike you. Cite your sources or go away.