Yeah. What do food critics, whose literal job it is to rate how good pizza is for a living, know about good pizza? You have unverified anecdotal evidence!

 You still haven’t proven that Ohio is “known for having amazing pizza.”

I’m sorry for you.

 That kind of tells you all you need to know about the movie. By default, casting anyone in the role makes it a movie that is inherently bad.

 Good job with the name calling.

The thing is, ANH gave me everything I wanted from Solo. He’s got fast ship, smuggles some stuff, and brags. What more do I need? Do I care exactly how he got the Millennium Falcon? No, don’t care. Do I care how he did the Kessel Run? Nope. Do I need to see him get boarded and rack up debt? Not even a little bit.

Thank you for your approval.

 Rogue One was a useless movie.

 Nah. Not every minor character needs a movie simply because they became popular for no reason. Boba Fett is a bitch and he died like a bitch.

 And to think they also could’ve chosen to not make this movie instead.

 Yeah, I hate good movies as well.

I’d agree with that if Donald didn’t look like he was being forced to play Lando in that picture.

Really? Try googling “best pizza in America.” Tell me how many lists have anywhere in Ohio on the list. Use the first 10 results. I’ll wait.

I’ve never seen anything that makes me not want to see a Star Wars movie more than that fucking bland-faced asshat playing Han Solo.

Yeah. M Night just goes too hard into saving his secrets that he sabotaged his own movie. Sell Split as an Unbreakable sequel, and everyone’s onboard. Keep it a secret until you actually watched it, and everyone’s just going to tell you to go fuck yourself.

The whole thing made Diana look incredibly ignorant about war in general. And I get that she’s supposed to be ignorant to our style of war, but she was raised learning about these mythical battles, but why did she constantly think Ares was right there? That whole part made her seem way more simple than she should’ve…

But you think Cleveland has good pizza, so clearly your perception is wrong.

Your problem is that your brain thinks Cleveland pizza is good. You were trained you enjoy hot circles of garbage, so nothing will ever be good enough because, in reality, everything is better.

Yup. Sure have. About a dozen times spanning several weeks.

 Maybe you’ll find real pizza if you leave Ohio.