I’m pretty sure Rowling explained that, prior to Hogwartz, students would often attend a normal school environment (especially Muggle-born). It’s also explained that things like math aren’t complicated at all for wizards, which is why their currency isn’t base 10 or anything. Wizards have no problem converting knuts…

Snape basically just closes the wounds, he doesn’t really “heal” them. It’s like if you cut your arm and the only option was stitches, but they’d have to stay there forever.

You made my day.

 Don’t you lie to me. If there’s ghost fucking, I’m literally buying this game as soon as I get home. I’ll have an entire haunted house of one person and all of their former sex partners fucking all around them all the time. They’ll never ever sleep again because of the constant haunted fucking going on.

 Oh, I know it. I bought Sims 3 purely for murder.

 Now all I want to do is but this game, install this mod, and then have some naughty fun.

 So I’m saving money, is what you’re saying?

I couldn’t stand the movie, and I don’t know why. I love a good action movie, even if it’s cheesy as hell. And I praise the hell out of an action movie done right. But MMFR left me actively hating that I wasted time on it. I almost shut it off halfway through, but kept going only because of the praise it received.

 The best part of Rogue One’s Vader is immediately watching ANH and seeing how he can barely overtake an old man who is barely trying.

 Did you run to a safe space?

Dumb or not, it’s a classic.

I think it’s because it was worth it. Especially early on. Oblivion was pretty awesome at not pushing you toward the main story line, so you start off poor with not much to do for a while. Stealing just became a job. Then, with the Thieves Guild being so amazing, and getting the Cowl, there was no reason not to steal.…

For some reason, I’m always a dick in Oblivion. I steal everything. Everything. I’ll steal your forks, your food, all your clothes, everything. And that’s just to fence and make 27G.

 Instead of stealing food, just pick it up and drop it somewhere they won’t be. Dump all that food lying around behind a counter (which makes it easier to steal).

The real question: does Jesus help him stand?

I mean, not to brag, but I was hitting 500 in high school, and I’m not even close to being a muscular guy. And that was with good form. This is like someone who decided 6 months ago they want to brag about being strong so they rushed into ot without learning how.

 The 49ers come to mind.

You died. Sorry no one told you. There’s a bit of a backlog.