I couldn’t stand the movie, and I don’t know why. I love a good action movie, even if it’s cheesy as hell. And I praise the hell out of an action movie done right. But MMFR left me actively hating that I wasted time on it. I almost shut it off halfway through, but kept going only because of the praise it received.

 The best part of Rogue One’s Vader is immediately watching ANH and seeing how he can barely overtake an old man who is barely trying.

 Did you run to a safe space?

Dumb or not, it’s a classic.

I think it’s because it was worth it. Especially early on. Oblivion was pretty awesome at not pushing you toward the main story line, so you start off poor with not much to do for a while. Stealing just became a job. Then, with the Thieves Guild being so amazing, and getting the Cowl, there was no reason not to steal.…

For some reason, I’m always a dick in Oblivion. I steal everything. Everything. I’ll steal your forks, your food, all your clothes, everything. And that’s just to fence and make 27G.

 Instead of stealing food, just pick it up and drop it somewhere they won’t be. Dump all that food lying around behind a counter (which makes it easier to steal).

The real question: does Jesus help him stand?

I mean, not to brag, but I was hitting 500 in high school, and I’m not even close to being a muscular guy. And that was with good form. This is like someone who decided 6 months ago they want to brag about being strong so they rushed into ot without learning how.

 The 49ers come to mind.

You died. Sorry no one told you. There’s a bit of a backlog.

 Based on Community, Harmon has a tendency to lay foundations for future seasons. Even if season 3 was weak (I wouldn’t use that word, but others might), it sets up a season 4 that will lift up 3.

 He’s probably looking for that dime you dropped.

If it helps, it wasn’t even played on a bass. And there’s no one theme song.

What fucking rules in what fucking books?

After the game was over, both teams lined up to apologize to each other.

Not to mention that they complained that healthcare would cost them $20 million or something. Then proceeded to give away that exact amount in free pizza. Like, literally the exact amount.

 It’s awesome that you think Glennon is one of the 50 people in the world that can start at QB. And a little sad that you think the line between Glennon and Brady is “razor thin.”