The real question: does Jesus help him stand?

I mean, not to brag, but I was hitting 500 in high school, and I’m not even close to being a muscular guy. And that was with good form. This is like someone who decided 6 months ago they want to brag about being strong so they rushed into ot without learning how.

 The 49ers come to mind.

You died. Sorry no one told you. There’s a bit of a backlog.

 Based on Community, Harmon has a tendency to lay foundations for future seasons. Even if season 3 was weak (I wouldn’t use that word, but others might), it sets up a season 4 that will lift up 3.

 He’s probably looking for that dime you dropped.

If it helps, it wasn’t even played on a bass. And there’s no one theme song.

What fucking rules in what fucking books?

After the game was over, both teams lined up to apologize to each other.

Not to mention that they complained that healthcare would cost them $20 million or something. Then proceeded to give away that exact amount in free pizza. Like, literally the exact amount.

 It’s awesome that you think Glennon is one of the 50 people in the world that can start at QB. And a little sad that you think the line between Glennon and Brady is “razor thin.”

Scooby Doo.

Possibly a scrimmage game against themselves?

At least it would be more exciting than watching the Chargers.

I recently got my Genesis back from my brother, and the first thing I fired up was NHL 95. Such a great game. I need to replace the battery. But it is great to just be in a game in under a minute.

 I’m glad to find one person in the last 22 years to recognize NHL 95.

A bit of trivia: moving at a normal walking pace (Anton Chigurh), it would take about 3 weeks to search every single room in the Pentagon. Without sleep.