The real question: does Jesus help him stand?

If you move a head from one body to another, you’re transplanting the body, not the head.

See? I didn’t give in and you still used it to reinforce your own argument. Keep that mind closed, hero.

 And that attitude is exactly why I won’t answer your question. You’re looking for a reason to call the while thing a waste of money, and any answer I give you will, in your mind, support that claim. Because you already came to a conclusion before you asked me anything. You’re looking for evidence to support your…

 Then don’t redefine the rules 40 years later. Work within the rule set you already have. It’s dumb to go, “oh, Vader and Obi-Wan had this fight, but now Vader was a badass and everyone watching from now on needs to recognize the filmmaking limits.” That’s the dumbest way to tell a story, and you know it.

 If you think every scientific discovery needs to have an immediate impact on all of mankind, then no answer I give you will be good enough. And most of science will never fulfill you.

 Yeah, we use them. The Empire is ten thousand years ahead of us. It’s ridiculous that they’d use something so archaic. It would be like we found out that Han piloted using a sextant and paper maps.

Yes, that was awesome. But that really makes the duel with Obi-Wan a day later look like compete garbage. Vader is a badass and suddenly he can barely overpower an old dude?

I disagree. Rogue One tries so hard to be this movie of importance, but there’s so much there that makes no sense whatsoever. And it totally ruins the beginning of ANH. We’re now supposed to believe that Leia thought she was going to lie her way out of being captured with the plans? Vader literally watched the plans…

 Because a lot of shit in the movie didn’t make sense. And they needed something to kill everyone, common sense be damned.

Because when you want to transport something in the age of space ships, a lumbering walker that moves incredibly slowly is the way to go.

I actually bought an old claw machine and store my external hard drives and thumb drives in it.

 If you’re a galactic Empire thousands of years ahead of us technologically, and you store your most sensitive data in a claw machine, then fuck you. I can think of 6 safer locations off the top of my head inside a glass skyscraper. And that’s before you move underground.

Because that’s not how colliders work. Seriously, do some research. You can’t just miniaturize them. There’s a reason these things are so massive.

My favorite place for retrieving vital records and architectural designs via robot claw machines.

 But that’s not how colliders work. You can’t just make them smaller and get the same results.

$10 billion?

I mean, not to brag, but I was hitting 500 in high school, and I’m not even close to being a muscular guy. And that was with good form. This is like someone who decided 6 months ago they want to brag about being strong so they rushed into ot without learning how.

 The 49ers come to mind.