I remember a simpler time when there’d be a picture of the dildo right there in the article.

Next up, the sandwich!

 But not as good as “Holes Inc.,” or, “Your Mom Ltd.”

 Second step, volcano. Be prepared, in the next year he’s going to announce a drill that will reach magma.

He’s going to connect it to the Denver Airport to shuttle the lizard people and Illuminati once the apocalypse starts.

 Those customers selling things as seen on TV? They’re set up to “sell” those things. None of it is actually real. The negotiations aren’t real. It’s scripted. That’s part of the show.

You died. Sorry no one told you. There’s a bit of a backlog.

Yes. Like a pawn shop.

 You think Geostorm is going to be entertaining?

Because if you believe the Bush administration was able to cover up something as vast as 9/11, you gotta be dumber than Trump.

DCCU movies are reality shows? I thought superpowers weren’t real.

It’s almost like he runs some sort of shop where people pawn things. Someone should look into this.

 Based on Community, Harmon has a tendency to lay foundations for future seasons. Even if season 3 was weak (I wouldn’t use that word, but others might), it sets up a season 4 that will lift up 3.

The secret was/is to just watch the Friday episodes. Monday-Thursday tend to just tread water.

Sam ignored her because he had already read it and was more worried about the White Walker invasion, and she was going on about nonsense.

Why do you hate Bill Murray?

It’s part of the “Early 90s Mentos Commercial: A Star Wars Story.”

Seriously. Look at this fuckwit. THIS IS OUR HERO.

 Unnecessary: A Star Wars Story