“Yo, Death. Got any more Pringles?”

 Satan can. Death can’t.

It’s a win-win-win-win. You have a chance to play it through, you have the chance of winning, you have the chance of killing 8 other random people, and you have the chance of never finding 8 other people to play with.

I think it was 2 years ago, but the Packers got the most phantom call ever. They were playing the Bears, and the ref called pass interference on the Bears. On a player that literally never touched anyone during the play and wasn’t even covering the receiver. Dude was about 10 yards away from the play. Just, what the…

“At least that is my opinion and opinions are never wrong.”

All Star game becomes Rock and Jock. All players donate a day’s salary to charity and the celebrity players match. Everyone has fun.

 Just for clarity, you can use less water for the same effect.

Can I look at Walter Peyton, Jim Brown, or Emmitt Smith?

It’s sad that you have sympathy for someone so useless. By murdering, in cold blood, two completely innocent and unsuspecting individuals, he stole life. Removing a cancer doesn’t require emotion, especially sorrow, sadness, joy, or forgiveness. His actions demonstrated his disregard for the rule of law, and his…

Murderers contribute nothing to society and have no reason to continue existing. He made his choice. No sympathy will be had, no joy will be had. It’s removing a cancer, nothing more. Move along.

 You know Bill would just look him dead in the eyes as he puts him down.

I used to cheat mainly to be a god in games. Only single player, mind. It was fun as hell in GTA3 to just be an invincible murder machine. And there was something about just killing time having fun without consequences. It wasn’t because games were too hard, or because I didn’t care about the rules. It was a point of…

Or try using your other hand. Or maybe sit on your hand for a while first.

Not to mention that the word “soccer” actually comes from England.

Oh man. I better remove my tattoos that all have personal meaning to me. I didn’t realize you weren’t paying attention to them.

Fuck. This is going to be like Clubber Lang fighting Glass Joe.

Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure.

I agree. All they need now is a QB who won’t embarrass themselves...

Yeah, I hate women who defend themselves too. They should know their place, right?

Eighth grade in Calumet City. Had to do square dancing for what seemed to be an unreasonable amount of a quarter.