Try reading up more.

If I hand my phone to a stranger to take a picture of me, they might technically own the copyright. But it’s my phone, and the intent, unspoken, but implied, was that I will own that picture. It’s not a written contact, but any judge in the world would agree that the implication that I would own it stands.

The photographer set the camera up to take pictures. A picture was taken using the photographer’s setup. That photograph exists only because the photographer made it possible. Whether the monkey pushed the button or it was on a motion sensor doesn’t matter. The photo wouldn’t exist without the photographer wanting it…

 And I’ll eat you. And process you into glue. Then I’ll use that glue to murder your family. Thus beginning a cycle of unlimited glue and burgers.

I got news for you.

You must not ever ask anyone to take a picture of you with your camera.

Prove the monkey changed the settings.

 If you haven’t noticed it before, why bother now? To worry just to worry? To throw a fit just because? To complain simply because?

You’re getting Angus beef. Don’t worry. This literally isn’t a problem in the US.

 In this case, yes. Horse meat is not bad for you. It’s not going to harm you. It tastes about the same (and unnoticeable in small amounts). And it’s literally not a problem in the US. So, yeah. If you buy beef to eat beef, who cares if there’s 2% horse meat in there?

You agreed with about something I don’t even agree to.

Except the monkey didn’t make any choices. They were playing with something that they had no concept of. The monkey didn’t think about lighting, framing, expression, or background. There was literally no thought whatsoever about anything related to taking a picture. The monkey simply cannot grasp the concept of a…

 You do you.

But you’re not paying for something you’re not expecting. This is largely a European concern. The US doesn’t have this problem, despite the IKEA problem a few years ago.

 Eh. Horse meat isn’t going to kill you. Now if they’re like, “Oh, we need to test for accidental uranium,” yeah, shit is messed up. But if they’re just like, “Oh, we need to check this food for other food that you probably can’t distinguish from the original food,” I’m okay.

SkyNet just wanted copyrights! That’s all!

 So what if I set up a camera to go off based on a motion detector? Do I not own those photos if a bird set the camera off?

Who cares as long as it tastes good?

Can I look at Walter Peyton, Jim Brown, or Emmitt Smith?

It’s sad that you have sympathy for someone so useless. By murdering, in cold blood, two completely innocent and unsuspecting individuals, he stole life. Removing a cancer doesn’t require emotion, especially sorrow, sadness, joy, or forgiveness. His actions demonstrated his disregard for the rule of law, and his…