Eighth grade in Calumet City. Had to do square dancing for what seemed to be an unreasonable amount of a quarter.

I bought my NES Classic on April 19, from GameStop (ugh) for $60. There’s hope, people.

 Jesus Christ. What a fucking mess of a person that is.

 I mean, yeah, that’s a fucked up thing to bring up.

It’ll never pass, sure. But it will be brought up during the midterm elections.

Jesus. I guess we really know who’s losing this fight. And it isn’t the two dipshits in the ring.

Good news, this isn’t a championship fight. It’s barely an exhibition.

 Are you just not in on the joke? None of this is serious.

I mean, he’s not that good.

I don’t know how, but Tim Tebow was involved.

I sit down, mostly because of my Prince Albert dripping when I stand. But after time I just realized it was more comfortable and clean.

Jesus carries 2 of them.

Do you pick players in that, or just wager if anyone’s watching?

And only 7 were made. No pre-orders allowed.

As a fan of neither sport, and as someone who never really followed either, though I have tried, it’s pretty dumb.

Actually, they are.

The old, “Wait until next year” slogan came back pretty fast.

Look at the NFL for comparison. Over the past 2 seasons (at least, and especially last season), fans have really started to leave the game like never before. I can’t say for certain, but the fact that the Super Bowl matchup tends to be called by the end of preseason, coupled with the constant dominance of a team of…

Between Far Cry 4 and this one, I think I’ll rack up a lovely guns-for-hire total of zero.

Sounds like you’re ready to run for Congress.