He knows how to button a jersey like a big boy.

They made him DH. How are we not supposed to enjoy this level of bullshit?

Come to Colorado. They sell it (at the store I go to) in what are best described as large film containers. It’s like weed Tupperware.

Yeah, this isn’t that uncommon. Once you get past the immediate suburbs there is nothing around Chicago.

Something tells me they wouldn’t welcome “his kind” anyways.

I literally just started watching the show two weeks ago. It’s changed my life for the better. Get on it.

It’s like burning down your house because you’re afraid someone else will burn it down.

If I know the Internet at all, we’re getting nothing but emojis and footwear.

This explains why Trump thinks his son knows how to hack.

Oh, their QBs are coming back. How exciting. They’ve done so little with so much.

The do cost you money. So, there’s that. Which is something.

The do cost you money. So, there’s that. Which is something.

These tears will never not be delicious.

At least he’s saving others from watching the Eagles.

A lot don’t. Most do. An overwhelming majority, actually. About 80% or more. But, sure. Congratulations on paying for a service that doesn’t offer what you want. You really showed me.

Because there’s so much they edit out.

Such a dirty fucking team. Fuck them.

48 Ways to Lose a Game?

This is actually still TNF. You can tell by the match-up and that they’re still promoting it as TNF.

Check TV. They’re on all the time.